The Belgian Brewers Museum – Brussels, Belgium

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Never has the term “museum” been used so loosely.  This is either a really terrible museum or a really great bar depending on your attitude.

I’m a beer drinker, and everyone knows the Belgians know their way around a brew.  So, naturally when I read the description of the Belgian Brewers Museum in my Brussels Card guide I thought it was a great idea.

Since 1952, The Museum of the Belgian Brewers is housed in the cellars of the Brewers House.  This is a three-part museum: an 18th Century brewery from Hoegaarten, an old estaminet or cafe and an evocation of a state of the art brewery.  The brewer supplying the tap room is changed every week.  However, the identity of the beer served is never revealed in Advance.

Sounds great right? History, Belgian Beer, a bit of a mystery, and all in the lovely setting of the Grand Place.

Grand Place Brussels, Belgium

Here’s what actually happens in the Belgian Brewers Museum.

You enter the grandiose Brewers House.

Brewers House- Brussels, Belgium

Then, you are lead downstairs to the cellar; where the magic happens.

Belgian Beer Museum- Brussels, Belgium

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

Pay your 5 Euros and are handed a guide to Belgian beer that is more informative than any part of the museum.

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

The first section of the “three part museum” was a room with some modern brewing equipment and some chairs set up in front of a power point presentation with some excellent suggestions on settings in which to enjoy your beer.

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

With BBQ,

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

At a terrible Euro-trash dance club,

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

Whilst sportsing,

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

See, you’ve learned something already…. But in case you haven’t, there’s a poster for that.

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

Next you enter the 18th Century brewery.

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

and of course there is a nod to Brussels most famous resident, Mannekin Pis.

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

The third part of the museum,  as promised, is the cafe.  Here you are served your complimentary beer from a choice of two.  From what I understand the selections change fairly often, but when I was there it was a choice between a mystery brown beer and a cherry beer that tastes like cough syrup.

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

Best of all, the “cafe” section has no seating, but there are a few tables in the 18th century section… featuring some terribly uncomfortable barrels to sit on.

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

That rim is not bum friendly.

That being said, it is a cute setting to enjoy a beer.

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

There a few pros, and some obvious cons to this museum.

Pros-

  • Open Mondays!  This is apparently a selling point in Belgium.
  • Inside a really cool building!  Everything in the Grand Place is gorgeous
  • Free with a Brussles Card!  It doesn’t take long to get through so you can just come here and use your card whenever you’re thirsty!

Cons-

  • The only museum you may actually leave dumber.
  • 5 Euros is probably slightly more than you would pay for a beer at a regular bar, so you have to decide if it’s worth the extra .5 Euro to see that inspirational film.
  • THE BARREL STOOLS!  I can’t stress this one enough.

I’ll admit that I was immediately disappointed in this museum, and I do feel like it was misrepresented, but pretend it’s a bar and it’s great!  I wouldn’t dare go as far as to say this is a “must see” in Brussles, but it’s certainly a comically terrible see and sometimes that’s the same thing.

Belgian Brewers Museum- Brussels, Belgium

 

2 thoughts on “The Belgian Brewers Museum – Brussels, Belgium

  1. […] on the cheap too!  A pint cost 3-4 Euros, or if you’re feeling fancy you can check out The Belgian Brewers Museum for 5 Euros and get a free beer at the end.  Be sure to read my post about the Belgian Brewers […]

  2. I would have expected more from this museum! Good suggestion to pretend that it is a bar instead…I will keep this in mind if I ever find myself in Brussels.
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